Chapter 6: Awesome Guys Are Not "HOT" Because They Are "COOL"!

I must admit to everyone... I am not HOT!

I am not blessed with oozing chiseled body packed with eight bumpy angry abs (veins anyone?) located at the center of my physique.

I am not the hotness celebrity that is Zac Efron or Brad Pitt or Ryan Reynolds.

I am not the towering height that is Yao Ming or Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant. I do not even play basketball.

I am not the most talented person in the whole wide world. I sing, but I don't hit the notes.

I am not the million dollar face without the pores, porcelain skinned celebrity idol, or the brown hazelnut eye wonder.

And finally, I am not the beastly creature that slashes anyone's face using his sharp claws of mass destruction...


Because... I am an AWESOME guy... and awesome guys are COOL!

And because I know how to make an awesome website for awesome guys like me! Are you awesome? Hah! I bet not! (For references on being awesome, please refer to this page. Thank you!)

(This is a true story about an awesome guy who writes awesome things on his blog. Any similarities to fictional stories are usually based on this very awesome story. True story.)

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