Chapter 3: Awesome Guys Do Not Practice Name Dropping

Not-related to namedropping... actually!

Milkshakes from fast food chains are actually taken from chicken breasts. True story.

Me and my friends, when we engaged ourselves to some mini-get-togethers, we see to it that we talk about the person or people who is/are not present in that mini get together. So yeah... we engage ourselves with gossips involving those who are not present. However, we do not practice name dropping. Name dropping is a no-no when we are talking about awesomeness.

It is a forbidden thing in my awesome group to name drop someone else's name when engaged in a gossipy conversation. When we get together, we always set rules not to name drop other people's name. Personally, because I am full of awesomeness in my body that I even exhale awesomeness, I don't name drop names because I do not want to offend people or an individual because we are talking about him/her/them.

But why not stop talking about them and talk about other things instead, right? Wrong! Are you kidding me? Talking about other people is the best thing that people should do when engaged in a conversation with others. I called it, The Blah Blah Parallax!

The Blah Blah Parallax is a theory where who knows if that other party you are talking about is also talking about or against you. It is not self defense on your part, it is a hypothetical situation where you are virtually engaged in the conversation of the other party. So, it is just putting yourself in the situation where you are always present in every conversations possible and just doing an advance "you deserved it" thing for whatever purpose it may serve.

Now, ever wonder what are the things me and my friends are talking about if we meet in mini get togethers? Here are some of them:

A. High School Classmate A is in a relationship with Elementary Classmate B. That's okay with me. But the real problem is, the relationship is not normal. It is a homosexual relationship. But then again, again, it is not a problem to me. It is a problem of some of my friends. High School Classmate A is (now formerly) friends with some of my High School Friends who created their group. This only shows one thing, High School Classmate A is friends with some of my High School Friends, but not with me. So, why do I care, right?

B. Another High School Classmate C has a secret in his/her personality of which of course I cannot reveal here because it is too sensitive. A lot of people from my high school classmates do not know this yet not even a hint. Because I am a true friend to this Another High School Classmate C, and so a very few of my closest friends in high school, only know this secret. He/She somehow reveal it to them in a very creative way, which I cannot reveal also. Hahaha.

C. A blogger friend is on a hiatus... Nope... May I change that... on an indefinite leave from blogging... Hehehe... Friend if you are reading this... When will you ever blog like the way it is used to be? Aaaaww! We miss you!

D. There is no more letter D.


So there, if you are awesome enough, do not, I repeat, do not engage yourself in name dropping conversations. Mystery and blind items are always still the best!

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